Here are some memorable lines from the movie...
Bob: Here's money! You keep dogs for Bob, okay?
Taxi Driver: Sure, but with money like this, I'll
keep them till the cows come home.
Bob: From where?
Taxi Driver: These dogs will cost you an extra
two dollars ahead.Bob: How much for rest of their bodies?
Bob: Cathy! Cathy! Cathy! Cathy!
Alex: Keep on saying that and you'll go blind.
Dr. Fisk: Who do you find more capable
of examining you, Dr. Webster or Dr. Fisk?
Bob: Dr. Fisk!
Dr. Fisk: Great, now what do you consider yourself,
a wise man or a complete and total fool?
Bob: Complete and total fool!
Dr. Webster: Now I think the first
thing we should do is pick out a name for you and I think
that you should pick it. Do you know what you want your
name to be?
Bob: Judy Finkel!
Dr. Webster: Judy Finkel is a nice name, but it's
a woman's name.
Bob: Okay!
Dr. Webster: No, it's not okay! You really should
have a man's name. Now I want you to think of a man's name,
something that suits you.
Bob: William F. Buckley!
Dr. Webster: There already is a William F. Buckley.
Bob: Okay! William G. Buckley!
Dr. Webster: I think you should have your own name,
a name that's not like a famous person's.
Bob: Bob! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga! Anyone
famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
Dr. Webster: I doubt it!
Dr. Webster: Now, do you have any questions?
Bob: Yes, why is my face leaking?
Diane Gerard: Ball!
Bob: Ball!
Diane Gerard: Good! Bounce the ball!
Bob: Bounce ball!
Diane Gerard: Good! Banana! Banana!
Bob: Banana!
Diane Gerard: Very good!
Bob: Bounce banana!
Diane Gerard: No!
Alex: I hope the next item isn't a hand grenade.
Taxi Driver: You talk funny!
Bob: You talk funny too! Where are you from?
Taxi Driver: Transylvania!
Bob: That's where Pittsburgh is.
Bob: Love conquers all! Love is what
dreams are made of! Love sucks!
Cathy: You can have any part of the
chicken you want, Bob. Leg, breast, thigh, wing...
Bob: Two faces!
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